Pick up lines best or corny

Posted in Fun - 23 May 2009 - By JJ (599 Views)

Whats your best pick up line? Heres a few to start off with found on Twitter as #cornypickuplines is trending ;)

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  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    Myfriend over there wants to know if you think im cute

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    "ten ton polar bear!" "What?...." "Well it breaks the ice doesn't it?"

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    Your dad must be a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb! ;D

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    girl you must b tired cuz u been running thru my mind all day..

  • 23 May 2009 - By Lucy [report abuse]

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    How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    • 23 May 2009 - By Lucy [report abuse]

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      How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, or fertilized?

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    I've forgotten my phone number. May I have yours?

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    I'm uncharted territory. Wanna map me?

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    Do you wanna dance? Good, off you go, i wanna talk to your friend alone.

  • 23 May 2009 - By Kevin [report abuse]

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    STD in stud, all I need is you.

  • 23 May 2009 - By Anon E Mouse [report abuse]

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    Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven.

  • 23 May 2009 - By Chriss [report abuse]

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    Is that a mirror on your pants? Because I can totally see myself in them.

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